Hello...First off, don't hate me. Please. Pretty please. You don't hate me? Good. Second off, sorry...I've been busy doing many super important things like counting the number of squares in my math classroom which is really hard when your eyes are as horrible as mine.
Yea, I've been absent, if you hadn't noticed, and that's bad. Bad Tegan! *smack* OW! Before any of you tell me that self-harming is wrong, I'll have you know that I did not just hurt myself. I just wrote out a sound effect on my keyboard. It's all about dramatic effect, which I ruined with this rather long explanation, but hey, I don't do anything correctly. Doing everything right's no fun, right? Right! Right! Good to see you agree with me.
Anyway, I'm sick again. It seems all I do on this blog is complain about my life. Weird...I had plenty to complain about over the past few months, although I haven't really had the spare time. I mean, there was a little bit of time in November when I wrote a book, that I guess I could have blogged about.
Oh yea! I wrote a book. A real book with pages and everything. It's a novel, and it's not complete crap (I think) so that's really cool, right?! Someone that you found randomly on the internet has written a book! You can get it on paper! Unfortunately, it's not quite yet available for download with your latest edition of Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but I'm hoping to get that changed.
In all seriousness, I wrote a book, and it's not half bad, and I'm really excited about it, and I'm really sorry for disappearing for a while. I can't get away with disappearing for a while because I'm not super funny, so I will do my best to not disappear. In the meantime, you can go poke a slab of Jello, because that's freakishly entertaining.
